Working in government is incredibly hard work.
Case in point: In less than a week I have felt obliged to attend:
1 x Going Away Drinks
2 x Morning Teas
1 x Farewell Lunch
1 x Afternoon Tea
Time to whip out the stretchy pants? I think so! At the very least I’m sure I’ll soon have to convince one of the testosterone swinging males at police headquarters to remove the arms from my office chair so that I don’t get stuck in it. It’s starting to feel like all you have to do is blow your nose and the public service celebrates it with a morning tea. There’s clearly some kind of deep dark feeder fantasy floating around government charading as “office bonding”. Bonding schmonding I tell you. These hips can’t take it no more!